Ummm Hmm, Negro

9:12 pm
Undisclosed Bk Location
Me: Ummm. That was quite the look of Appraisal. What does that mean?

Bacon Grits: Just looking, no appraisal happening.

Me: Ummmp. Umm. Hmmp. Yeah okay, Negro. Rocks in seat.

New location
Bacon Grits: Ok, so I have been looking at you like that because, when you look at me, its like, you see right through me.

Me: ***Dead. Oh. Okay, thank you for being honest.


When was the last time you had to be like, “Umm hmm negro?”

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