Harriet Tubman Burgers

Speaking of being biracial.

My resident blog little brother from another momma has renounced his whiteness.

First I laughed. Then I realized your boy was serious. There MUST BE SOMETHING in that Michigan Water.

They Prolly Serve Malcom X smoothies at the movie theaters and sh*t.
Harriet Tubman Burgers.

Martin Luther King Onion Rings. <<<----I know. Scandless. Actually, that wouldn't be a bad idea. Junk Food Chain serving up negro heros. <<<<---No more listening to doom for me. Walt is on a mission yall:

Alright white folks, it’s like this. You done did it. I’m through with you. Nah nah, don’t try to say you’re sorry and that you can change, fuck that. It’s over. You never really loved me, and now I can see that, so I’m gone. I’m serious.
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Then he goes for the juggular.

Don’t try to tell me that you’re a liberal either, you motherfuckers are racist as shit too. Get a couple drinks in you and you start complaining about how the black girls at the gym always walk the wrong direction around the track. Better yet, wait until Joe Progressive loses his job. Homeboy go from Do The Right Thing to Do The White Thing real fuckin’ quick if you tell him his days of making 70K a year for shuffling papers around are over. Hits up a box of wine and starts bitching about “Affirmative action hires”, “Reverse racism”, “Illegal immigrants”, and pretty much Asians in general. Start fucking with whitey’s paper and he’s back to his old tricks with the quickness.

And finally. BUT AT LEAST IM WHITE. De.LISH.ious.

I swear, working class white people are like that one kid out the crew who everybody hates but still gets to hang out so that the cool kids can fuck with him. You know who I’m talking about, don’t front. Y’all Toby Keith ass motherfuckers be like “Well I went to a shitty high school, have no job opprotunities, my family is all on drugs and in prison, my little brother got beat the fuck up by county sherriffs last night, my little sister is pregnant, I might get drafted, my roof is leaking, and I think I might have VD. But shit! At least I’m white!”