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10 Reasons Why Knocked Up will be the FURST DVD I buy.

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So I have seen it twice in 24 hours.

I know. I have a prollem.
The first time in BK downtown, everyone got all the witty jokes.

Second time, midtown, teenagers were there and the white people
got mad at how loud they were.

Which brings me to the TEN REASONS WHY KNOCKED UP
WILL BE THE FURST DVD I BUY:

1. She needs to get an A word. What an a-smortion?
Yes, she needs to go to the a-smortion clinic and get
an a-smortion.

2. “You look like Babe ruths gay brother, Gabe Ruth.”

3. What did you think I had on a d-ck skinned condom?

4. You were drunk? Was your vagina drunk too?

5. You came in here dressed up like a cholo on Easter.

6. Your nothing but a Doorman. Doorman.

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7. I hate my job. I can only let in 25% black people.

8. I will f*ck you. I will TAP that ass.You old, not as in the earth,
but as in the club. She pregnant. I can’t have old and pregnant
women running around the club.

9. So did you get a lot of flack when you changed your name from
Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam.

10. Dude. The shrooms are turning on me.

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Thank god for Judd Apatow.

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Momma, I Want a Scraper Bike…

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Scraper Bike by the Trunk Boiz.

10 Reasons why the video is fresh.

1. They ain’t talking about crack.

2. Reminds me of Real Hip Hop. A concept. A hook. Lil dancing.

3. There was nary big juicy @ss being paraded around.

4. They really APPEARED TO LIKE THEIR SCRAPER BIKES.

5. The production quality was decent given the budget.

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Peace to Ninoy Brown putting baby gurl on.

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Black Women are Stupid, White Women are Stupider.

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I bet that got your attention.

Now that I have it.

Three things have me thinking about how short sided and ultimately stupid we are.

A. How is the government gonna TAX ME HIGHER because I filed jointly with my husband?
The marriage tax is real and it needs to be address.
For example, the fact that a married couples COMBINED incomes, if they file jointly, throw them into a higher income tax bracket. Thus the second income, which is usually the womans, is taxed at a significantly higher rate than if she filed seperately.

B. Abortion is NOT a fringe issue. Do you know any who has had one recently or is thinking about it. Tril talk.
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C. The fact that regardless of your class, income, hood you live in, as a woman you either will be faced with an abortion question or childcare issue.

Which brings me to the following questions:

[1]. Why isn’t childcare access AND Abortion AT THE CENTER of the democrats agenda. This is some sh*t that the working and the middle class can ride for. Women Vote. We have babies. Even if we personally don’t have babies, our Momma’s, Sisters, Best friends have babies, and they ALL HAVE ISSUES w/ childcare?
[2] Abortion and childcare affects women AND men across class. From the UPS Momma, to the Wall Street momma. From the Fed Ex Daddy to the Professor Daddy. Real talk.

So.
I read Ms. Magazine last weekend at the park.
^^^^Is what happens when you learn negros.

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**Listening to Midnight Marauders** Blogging on a Saturday. Tummy full. Trader Joes in the fridge. Life is bueno.

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Don’t Just Act Grown, Be Grown.

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I don’t read movie reviews or book reviews. I simply go to movies based on the actor, director or the buzz from homies.

Easy.

Granted, some reviews slip through the cracks from the village voice or the news, but them sh*ts aren’t a deciding factor for me.

Critics are haters.

LOL.

I go Barnes and Nobles to browse books, one of my FAV-O-RITE dates conmigo, I pick up a book, turn to a random page and read.

Or I check the t.o.c. and pick a chapter based on the title and read. This has had interesting affects.

I recently did this w/ the Art of Loving by Eric Fromm.

During spring break I re-read, The Art of War and I Read the Art of Loving.<<<**Tells you a lot about baby gurl hunh!?!??!?!?

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The mature person has become free from the outside mother and father figures, and has built them up inside.

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Jude Apatow said I Could do Standup.

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Ok. So he didn’t really.

But.

I am stalking him though like him. A few weeks ago I realized that I wanted to try standup this summer.

But reading his Times article confirmed it. So, here are the following reasons why Judd Apatow is the truth.

1. Larry Sanders is his mentor. DUDE. I was prolly the only lil black gurl in east oakland watching AND laughing at The Gary Shandling show. Sh*t, I still know the theme song.

2. He is a RIDER. He is “still better known to the executives who run the town for losing a legal battle over a writing credit on Carrey?s ?The Cable Guy? and framing a Time magazine rave of ?Undeclared,? attaching an obscenity-laced note and sending it by messenger to the Fox executive who was about to cancel the show.

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4. He started his career doing standup tooo.

5. And finally. “Apatow and Gary Shandling share a comic sensibility, and at one point, they even shared a therapist.

Jude Wrote the 40 year old virgin. & He has a new movie, Knocked Up, is coming out on tomorrow.

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Lets go see it.

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