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Someone stole Dee Dee.

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Dee Dee is My phone.

She so new that she ain’t paid for.

I was playing softball at Prospect Park and hit the jawn to second base.

I guess that is when someone got me.

I let my guard down, cuz I was juiced to be competing.
Im Athletic. AND. I like to win.

So blog fam.

I request your assistance with helping me replace my
beloved Dee Dee.











[[Pay Pal Instructions: Under Item Type Cash. Under Unit Type Dollar Donation Amount.]]

The thing is, because she is so NEW, I gotta pay for her AND her replacement.

I ain’t the same w/o my Dee Dee.

On Mommas.

I don’t know how people recover from having folks break
into their homes, because just dealing with a NEW, STOLEN
phone is bad enough.

I don’t think I would be able to stay in my house after someone robbed me.
At least not without a few gats.

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1. Goes outside to payphone.
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3. Buys 20 oz corona.
4. Breaks out Newport from the emergency pack from 2005.
5. Keeps waiting for phone to ring. Then remembers that she gone.

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What has someone stolen from you?

How did you handle it?

Have you recovered?

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  1. She Hate Me says

    OK, so I really hate people who decide to steal crap from other people, ESPECIALLY cell phones.

    That hurts, you know?

    And the fact that Verizon charges you an arm and a leg to get phones doesn’t make it any better.

    So, to kick off the Dee Dee Drive, I’ve donated $5.00 to your PayPal.

    On Friday (when I get paid again) your boy will donate ANOTHER amount, which will be more than 5 ducats (just so you know, I won’t be funny and donate $5.01 or something to that effect, it’ll be something effective to your cause) so I can say I had my part in getting Dee Dee back to her mother’s arms (or hands).

    Just one blogger helping out another.

  2. M.Dot. says

    On Friday (when I get paid again) your boy will donate ANOTHER amount, which will be more than 5 ducats (just so you know, I won’t be funny and donate $5.01 or something to that effect, it’ll be something effective to your cause) so I can say I had my part in getting Dee Dee back to her mother’s arms (or hands).

    Just one blogger helping out another.
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    You made a Black lady smile.

    I won’t be funny and donate $5.01 or something to that effect
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    This is my favorite part because I know people who are obnoxious enough to do it.

    The sad part about it is that
    suspect that some young bucks took it, some BROWN children.
    AND.
    The cab driver didn’t wanna take me down town, mascara running and all.

    He was brown too.

    It was like 6:30PM.
    He was acting like it was 3am and I am asking him to take me to JERSEY from BK.

    I was just trynna to get to the verizon store before it closed.

  5. M.Dot. says

    Thank you to the Anony donor this morning.

    Thats fresh that you chipped your cake on the low.

    🙂
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    I am off to the police department to make a report.

  6. neo says

    I recently lost one of my driver hats…and that joint cranked on my dome yo..oh well..

    I’mma try to see what I can do on the donation end..

  7. M.Dot. says

    Hi Neo.

    Thank you.

    Let me tell you.

    BK Police department.
    If I was smart. I woulda went to that sh*t last night.

    Live and learn, L & L.

    The Good News is your Boy twinkle toes sent me the NEW Mod Min logo banner.

    SH*T Hot like a Jet Engine.

  8. Capital P says

    Around the time that my ex dumped me, and my previous employer had tried to fire me and spread false shit about me to people who were looking to hire me, I had my car broken into.

    I was planning on staying at a friend’s house (couldn’t stand to stay in the same crib as the ex), so I grabbed my Nike duffel, my favorite pair of Air Forces, some clothes and some ill fitted’s, threw them in my car, and went back in the crib.

    I fell asleep on the couch, woke up the next morning to go to work, and my fuckin’ car is EMPTY. The only thing left in it was my bible and my UGK cd.

    I was hurt. I think that with everything that was going on, it just finally broke me down. I cried for damn near an hour, non-stop. And the bitch at work had the nerve to ask me if I was still coming in…

    After I stopped sniffling, I just chalked it up as a loss and proceeded to get on my grizzly, because all that shit can be re-purchased.

    But damn, that hurt…

  9. The Minority Reporter says

    Shit…I didn’t realize how affected I would be by Dee Dee’s kidnapping til I got to my third random txt msg I wanted to send u 😉

  10. M.Dot. says

    The only thing left in it was my bible and my UGK cd.

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    Yeah man. That sh*t read like a period point blank.

  11. M.Dot. says

    I didn’t realize how affected I would be by Dee Dee’s kidnapping
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    We. Miss. Her.

  12. Stephen says

    Shit…I didn’t realize how affected I would be by Dee Dee’s kidnapping til I got to my third random txt msg I wanted to send u 😉

    ^^^^

    Real talk, ‘Pac style.

    I never realized how much I took for granted the “fitted in” convos.

  13. BeautyinBaltimore says

    Man when someone steals from me I am ready to fight, kick somebody’s ass and I am not even a fighter. I answered your tag too.

  14. Aunt Jackie says

    if my atm card wasn’t missing i’d hook you up sister, but damn if there might not be someone with sticky fingers in my office. I’m not saying it’s stolen but it sure is gone!

  16. M.Dot. says

    Duuuude.

    Is she okay?

    Man.

    I HAAAATE not having Dee Dee.

    I am on the phone w/ Verizon insurance right now.

    Will call you tomorrow night, around 9pm even if it is from a greasy pay phone. <--- ewwww.

  17. Illaim says

    In early 1994 Copies of ?Doggiestyle? (With the Hard to Find ?G?s Up H*** Down on It) and Jodeci?s ?Diary of a Mad Band? which was a intergeral part of my game back then, where stolen from my locker. I?ve never found out who stole em, but if I did, I would definitely treat them like Frank White treatead his consigliere

  19. M.Dot. says

    THANK YOU TO THE LADY WHO LEFT THE MOST RECENT DONATION.
    ++++++++++++++++++++++

    Man. Yall.

    I ain’t never talked to Jesus so much in my life.

    On top of this phone business I still got school grade issues I need to resolve.

    I appreciate every kind word, thought, dime and prayer.

    M.

  21. The Minority Reporter says

    M.deez…she was discharged yesterday…still medical drama from the heart attack 5 yrs ago…Ish seemed scarier this time cause she’s all the way in H-town and that’s not round the block no more.

    But the medical care in Houston is 100% better/efficient than she would be getting down here…hence one of the main reason I pleaded with her to stay out there.

    Stephen

    Thanks, prayer is the best thing one can do

  22. M.Z. says

    Helps on the way M. Dot. Sorry to hear about your loss. My car has been broken into a couple of times and that’s never fun. The amount of music I’ve lost and replacing two cd players is something I wouldn’t wish on anyone.